1 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:10,477 ♪ FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE ♪ 2 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:14,448 ♪ DIVIDE ♪ 3 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:16,483 ♪ BUT HOW ♪ 4 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:18,585 ♪ WOULD THE UNIVERSE ♪ 5 00:00:18,652 --> 00:00:22,223 ♪ SURVIVE? ♪ 6 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:27,290 ♪ DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24TH AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪ 7 00:00:32,332 --> 00:00:35,435 ♪ PROTECTING THE POWERLESS ♪ 8 00:00:35,502 --> 00:00:39,040 ♪ AND THE WEAK ♪ 9 00:00:39,106 --> 00:00:43,510 ♪ DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING ♪ 10 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:47,648 ♪ TYRANNY ♪ 11 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,750 ♪ IN THE 24TH ♪ 12 00:00:49,817 --> 00:00:53,867 ♪ AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪ 13 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:16,343 - THIS IS DOCTOR I.Q. HI CALLING DUCK DODGERS. 14 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:17,711 COME IN, DUCK DODGERS. 15 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:18,812 (SNORING) 16 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:20,046 - DODGERS!!! - AHHH! 17 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:21,081 (CRASH) 18 00:01:21,147 --> 00:01:22,216 - LOOK AT YOU. 19 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:24,651 LACKADAISICAL ATTITUDE, ATROCIOUS EATING HABITS. 20 00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:26,020 - (BURP) 21 00:01:26,087 --> 00:01:27,988 - QUESTIONABLE HEALTH. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 22 00:01:28,055 --> 00:01:30,657 I'M IN THE BEST SHAPE OF MY LIFE. 23 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:32,260 (SLOSHING) 24 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:35,896 - REPORT TO MY LAB AT 7:00 A.M. SHARP TOMORROW MORNING. 25 00:01:35,963 --> 00:01:38,665 - HMMM, 7:00 MIGHT BE TRICKY FOR ME. 26 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:40,434 HOW ABOUT 11:00? 27 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:41,802 ISH. 28 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:43,819 7:00 IS GOOD. 29 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:01,655 - DODGERS, I CAN'T STOP YOU 30 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:03,224 FROM BEING A WASHOUT ON YOUR TIME, 31 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:05,893 BUT WHEN YOU'RE FORCED TO SHARE A SEAT IT WOULD BE NICE 32 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,229 IF YOU'D AT LEAST ATTEMPT TO ACT LIKE AN OFFICER. 33 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:10,064 YOU KNOW, IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER, 34 00:02:10,131 --> 00:02:14,201 I'D SAY YOU HAVE SOME DOUBTS ABOUT MY CAPTAING ABILITIES. 35 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:17,104 - I THINK YOU ARE COMPLETELY DEVOID OF MERIT. 36 00:02:17,171 --> 00:02:18,772 - IT'S JUST TOO BAD YOU DON'T HAVE THE COURAGE 37 00:02:18,839 --> 00:02:20,341 TO SPEAK YOUR MIND. 38 00:02:20,408 --> 00:02:22,510 - YOU'RE A DANGER TO YOURSELF AND EVERYONE AROUND YOU! 39 00:02:22,577 --> 00:02:25,679 - WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU REALLY THINK, JOHNSON? 40 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:27,348 OR ARE YOU TOO SCARED? 41 00:02:27,415 --> 00:02:30,851 - A DISGRACE TO ALL WHO WEAR THE UNIFORM. 42 00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:32,719 A BIOLOGICAL MISTAKE. 43 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:35,188 - OH, DON'T TRY TO SWEET TALK ME NOW. 44 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:37,158 IT'S TOO LATE. 45 00:02:37,224 --> 00:02:41,061 - THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW. 46 00:02:41,128 --> 00:02:43,164 - GOOD MORNING GENTLEMEN... DODGERS. 47 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:45,600 AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED, I HAVE DEVELOPED 48 00:02:45,667 --> 00:02:49,069 A BIOGENETIC PURIFICATION AND DETOXIFICATION SYSTEM 49 00:02:49,136 --> 00:02:52,072 TO FILTER AND ERADICATE BODILY POLLUTANTS 50 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:55,676 AND REPAIR CELLULAR DAMAGE. 51 00:02:55,742 --> 00:03:00,392 IT EXTRACTS YOUR BODY'S TOXINS? 52 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:02,415 BAD GO, GOOD STAY. 53 00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:04,552 - OH, IN THAT CASE, HOOK ME UP. 54 00:03:04,619 --> 00:03:07,221 I ATE A MARSHMALLOW AND CHILI FRIES PIZZA LAST NIGHT 55 00:03:07,288 --> 00:03:11,291 THAT FOR SOME STRANGE REASON LEFT ME QUEASY. 56 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:12,560 - I MUST WARN YOU, 57 00:03:12,627 --> 00:03:15,929 SO FAR THE PURIFIER HAS ONLY BEEN TESTED ON ANIMALS, 58 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:20,034 BUT THE ANIMALS SEEM FINE. 59 00:03:20,101 --> 00:03:21,869 - I VOLUNTEER TO BE A TEST SUBJECT. 60 00:03:21,936 --> 00:03:23,471 FOR THE PROTECTORATE. 61 00:03:23,538 --> 00:03:28,538 - IF THIS THING MELTS MY BRAIN, I GET A PAY BUMP, RIGHT? 62 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:34,414 - WELL? 63 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:37,285 - I FEEL FANTASTIC! 64 00:03:37,351 --> 00:03:39,820 EVEN THE KNEE I INJURED PLAYING ROCKETBALL IN COLLEGE 65 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:40,821 FEELS BRAND NEW. 66 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:41,822 - WONDERFUL. 67 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:44,739 NOW, THE REAL TEST. 68 00:03:48,062 --> 00:03:50,012 - (SCREAMING) 69 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:12,519 - HA HA HA HA! - AHA HA HA HA! 70 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:13,687 (DODGERS SCREAMING) 71 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:14,504 - OH. 72 00:04:24,398 --> 00:04:27,434 UH, DODGERS, MAYBE YOU SHOULD REST FOR A BIT. 73 00:04:27,501 --> 00:04:28,969 - I CAN'T, SIR. 74 00:04:29,036 --> 00:04:30,371 PROTECTING THE GALAXY AND ALL OF ITS INHABITANTS 75 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:32,640 IS AN EXTRAORDINARY RESPONSIBILITY. 76 00:04:32,707 --> 00:04:35,109 IF EVERY SINGLE BEING ENTRUSTED TO MY CARE 77 00:04:35,176 --> 00:04:38,179 ISN'T RESTING EASY, HOW CAN I? 78 00:04:38,245 --> 00:04:41,748 SEE YOU UP THERE, CAPTAIN. 79 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:43,483 - WHO WAS THAT? 80 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:46,100 - I HAVE NO IDEA. 81 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:52,559 - SIR, YOU HAVE PECS. 82 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:54,395 - IT'S THE CAPTAIN'S OBLIGATION 83 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:57,198 TO BE SOUND IN MIND AND BODY, CADET. 84 00:04:57,264 --> 00:05:01,935 - HA HA HA HA HA HA! GOOD ONE, SIR. 85 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:04,104 I HAVE YOUR SCHEDULE FOR TODAY. 86 00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:06,340 YOU START WITH A 45-MINUTE NAP, 87 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:08,742 FOLLOWED BY A 15-MINUTE POST-NAP NAP, 88 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,878 A QUICK STEAM, A LONG STEAM, 89 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:13,947 NACHO BREAK, POST-NACHO BREAK NAP... 90 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:15,282 - NO MORE SHIRKING DUTIES. 91 00:05:15,349 --> 00:05:18,052 TODAY WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 92 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:23,118 - WHO ARE YOU, SERIOUSLY? WHERE'S CAPTAIN DODGERS? 93 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:28,195 - HMMMM. 94 00:05:28,262 --> 00:05:29,930 THAT'S AN EXPLODICON SHIP. 95 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:32,333 LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT ANOTHER EXPLOSIVE SMUGGLER. 96 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,034 PULL UP NEXT TO THEM AND... 97 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:37,637 - GREETINGS, CAPTAIN, LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE A HAND. 98 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:39,139 - ACTUALLY, NO, WE CAN HANDLE... 99 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:41,975 - MY PLEASURE. DODGERS OUT. 100 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:43,992 - (GRUMBLING) 101 00:05:49,017 --> 00:05:53,020 - I'M AFRAID I MUST INSIST THAT YOU RETURN TO EXPLODICON 102 00:05:53,087 --> 00:05:55,423 OR FACE IMMEDIATE ARREST. 103 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:58,692 - FOR HAULING COMPLETELY HARMLESS BABY FOOD? 104 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:01,609 THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! 105 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:06,699 (BOOM) 106 00:06:10,972 --> 00:06:14,507 - LET'S MOVE ALONG, CADET. THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE. 107 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:16,210 - BUT, SIR, THE COLORS. 108 00:06:16,277 --> 00:06:17,211 - NO TIME TO DAWDLE. 109 00:06:17,278 --> 00:06:21,682 THE UNIVERSE IS COUNTING ON US. 110 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:24,585 - AS YOU CAN SEE, AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT 111 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:28,623 THE PROBABILITY OF DODGERS BEING ASLEEP IS 97%. 112 00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:30,691 -SO, BASICALLY, WE... - GREETINGS. 113 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:33,427 I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR SECRET MEETING. 114 00:06:33,494 --> 00:06:35,897 I REALIZE THIS MAY BE SOMEWHAT UNORTHODOX, 115 00:06:35,964 --> 00:06:39,500 BUT SINCE YOU REPRESENT THE PRIMARY THREAT TO EARTH, 116 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:41,402 I FELT IT WAS ONLY FAIR TO WARN YOU 117 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:44,238 THAT I NO LONGER TAKE NAPS. 118 00:06:44,305 --> 00:06:45,605 THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. 119 00:06:45,672 --> 00:06:47,607 DODGERS OUT. 120 00:06:47,674 --> 00:06:48,876 - WHO WAS THAT? 121 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:50,378 - IT CAN'T BE. 122 00:06:50,444 --> 00:06:52,713 SOMEHOW DODGERS HAS ACQUIRED THE PERFECT BODY 123 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:55,182 TO MATCH HIS PERFECT MIND. 124 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:57,184 WE'RE DOOMED. 125 00:06:57,251 --> 00:06:58,852 - I WOULDN'T SAY PERFECT. 126 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:02,589 CHISELED, SURE, BUT NOT PERFECT. 127 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:04,659 HEE HEE HEE... 128 00:07:04,726 --> 00:07:07,562 - DODGERS, I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT MISSION FOR YOU. 129 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:10,364 AMBASSADORS FROM FELINIA AND CANINUS 130 00:07:10,431 --> 00:07:12,666 ARE MEETING FOR A HISTORIC SUMMIT. 131 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:13,767 - THE SUMMIT IS OFF. 132 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:15,536 I BROKERED A TREATY HOURS AGO. 133 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:18,406 - WELL, I GUESS THAT BRINGS US TO YOUR NEXT ASSIGNMENT: 134 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:19,373 RECOVERING THE GEM OF RE... 135 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:21,641 - SIR, IT'S ON YOUR DESK. 136 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:23,578 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, 137 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:27,314 BUT I ALSO HANDED OUT MISSIONS TO THE OTHER CAPTAINS. 138 00:07:27,381 --> 00:07:28,949 - OF COURSE I MIND! 139 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:31,285 HANDING OUT MISSIONS IS MY JOB. 140 00:07:31,352 --> 00:07:32,620 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW? 141 00:07:32,687 --> 00:07:35,989 - YOU COULD TAKE A NAP LIKE THE CADET. 142 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:37,992 (SNORING) 143 00:07:38,059 --> 00:07:41,728 - I CALLED YOU ALL HERE TO DISCUSS THE DODGERS DILEMMA. 144 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,130 - WHY IS IT A DILEMMA FOR YOU 145 00:07:43,197 --> 00:07:45,232 THAT YOU'VE MADE YOUR GREATEST CAPTAIN 146 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:49,503 EVEN GREATER? 147 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:51,372 - SHE MEANS CAPTAIN DODGERS, SIR. 148 00:07:51,439 --> 00:07:53,808 - OH, WELL, SEE FOR YOURSELVES. 149 00:07:53,875 --> 00:07:56,510 - DUCK DODGERS, GALACTIC PROTECTORATE CAPTAIN 150 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:59,580 WHO THINKS OVERSLEEPING IS NO QUACKING MATTER. 151 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:01,449 COMBATING WHAT HE CALLS A LAZINESS EPIDEMIC, 152 00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:02,917 DODGERS HAS VOWED TO WAKE 153 00:08:02,984 --> 00:08:06,921 EVEN THE HEAVIEST SLEEPERS IN THE GALAXY AT DAWN, 154 00:08:06,988 --> 00:08:11,158 NO MATTER WHERE THEY ARE OR HOW TIRED THEY MAY BE. 155 00:08:11,225 --> 00:08:14,061 (YAWNING) 156 00:08:14,128 --> 00:08:15,730 - WE'LL HEAR YOU OUT. 157 00:08:15,797 --> 00:08:18,566 - THE OLD DODGERS MAY HAVE BEEN LAZY, UNRELIABLE, ARGUMENTATIVE, 158 00:08:18,633 --> 00:08:20,667 UNAPPEALING, BAD AT MATH, SLOPPY... 159 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:21,668 - UH, SIR. 160 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:23,604 - YOU GET THE IDEA. 161 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:26,340 ONE MORE... HE HAD TERRIBLE GROOMING HABITS. 162 00:08:26,407 --> 00:08:28,675 THIS DODGERS, HOWEVER, IS TOO HELPFUL. 163 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:29,810 - TOO POLITE. 164 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:31,445 - MUCH TOO FOCUSED. 165 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:33,314 - DARE I SAY IT? TOO WELL-GROOMED. 166 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:34,983 - THEN IT'S AGREED. 167 00:08:35,049 --> 00:08:38,452 WE ALL PREFER THE OLD DODGERS, SO HOW DO WE GET HIM BACK? 168 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:40,488 - THE ONLY WAY TO RESTORE DODGER'S 169 00:08:40,554 --> 00:08:42,689 UNDESIRABLE CHARACTERISTICS 170 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:44,158 IS TO RE-TOXIFY HIM. 171 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:46,059 BUT HIS PURIFICATION BECOMES PERMANENT 172 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:47,461 AFTER 24 HOURS. 173 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:50,230 AFTER 7:00 A.M. TOMORROW FIT AND INTELLIGENT 174 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:52,533 WILL BE DODGERS NATURAL STATE. 175 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,368 AS IMPOSSIBLE AS THAT SOUNDS. 176 00:08:54,435 --> 00:08:58,339 - WE'LL HAVE TO OPERATE AS ONE WITH FLAWLESS PRECISION, 177 00:08:58,405 --> 00:09:00,608 LIKE A MILITARY STRIKE TEAM. 178 00:09:00,675 --> 00:09:03,910 - IS THERE ANY WAY YOU COULD GIVE ME MUSCLES? 179 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:06,780 BIGGER MUSCLES, I MEAN. 180 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:08,449 - IT'S SIMPLE, DODGERS. 181 00:09:08,516 --> 00:09:11,285 YOU'LL BE PARTICIPATING IN A CULTURAL EXCHANGE WITH MARS. 182 00:09:11,352 --> 00:09:13,721 I'LL OBSERVE AS YOU, THE CADET, AND STAR JOHNSON 183 00:09:13,788 --> 00:09:15,922 INTERACT WITH THE QUEEN AND COMMANDER 184 00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:17,525 IN A SOCIAL CAPACITY. 185 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:20,127 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHARE YOUR FAVORITE LEISURE ACTIVITIES 186 00:09:20,194 --> 00:09:21,562 WITH THE OTHERS. 187 00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:23,798 LIKE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, EATING ONION RINGS, 188 00:09:23,865 --> 00:09:26,701 AND PLAYING VIDEO GAMES WHILE EATING ONION RINGS. 189 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:29,670 - I NO LONGER HAVE ANY INTEREST IN THOSE ACTIVITIES. 190 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:32,473 WORK PERMITTING, I ENJOY READING NONFICTION, 191 00:09:32,540 --> 00:09:34,841 GOURMET CUISINE, AND RECREATIONAL GEOMETRY. 192 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,377 IF THAT INTERESTS ANY OF YOU, 193 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:41,443 YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN ME IN THE SHIP'S NEW LIBRARY. 194 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,268 OH. 195 00:10:01,335 --> 00:10:02,336 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 196 00:10:02,403 --> 00:10:04,705 - NEUTRALIZING THE TARGET. 197 00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:07,174 - WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE HIM PLAY VIDEO GAMES. 198 00:10:07,241 --> 00:10:11,591 - OH, SORRY. LOOK, HE'S FINE. 199 00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:19,320 - GO ON AMP ONE. 200 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:23,857 - GO ON AMP TWO. 201 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:26,794 (FEEDBACK, ROARING GUITAR) 202 00:10:26,861 --> 00:10:31,861 - IT'S ONLY ROCK N' ROLL, BUT I DON'T LIKE IT. 203 00:10:33,935 --> 00:10:38,935 TO ENEMIES, FRIENDS, RIVALS, AND SUPERIORS, 204 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:40,808 MAY WE WORK HARD, REST NEVER, 205 00:10:40,875 --> 00:10:45,875 AND SLEEP ONLY WHEN REQUIRED BY PROTECTORATE CODE. 206 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:51,218 ALL THIS FOOD IS MAKING ME HUNGRY. 207 00:10:51,285 --> 00:10:54,522 FOR TRAINING. 208 00:10:54,588 --> 00:10:56,190 - I'M AFRAID WE NOW HAVE NO CHOICE 209 00:10:56,256 --> 00:11:00,906 BUT TO TAKE MORE DRASTIC STEPS. 210 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,466 OH, OK. 211 00:11:05,533 --> 00:11:06,968 I RECONFIGURED THE WIND TUNNEL 212 00:11:07,035 --> 00:11:09,903 TO ACCELERATE ABSORPTION OF EVERY BODILY POLLUTANT 213 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,238 I COULD FIND. 214 00:11:11,305 --> 00:11:14,341 PUT SIMPLY, I PUT DODGERS IN A JUNK TORNADO. 215 00:11:14,408 --> 00:11:15,442 - IS THIS GOING TO WORK? 216 00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:16,477 - WHO CAN SAY? 217 00:11:16,544 --> 00:11:19,880 SCIENCE IS AN INEXACT, UH... 218 00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:20,881 SCIENCE. 219 00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:22,716 - WELL, IS IT SAFE? 220 00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:23,551 - SAFE ENOUGH. 221 00:11:23,617 --> 00:11:25,567 - AAH! (THUD) 222 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:34,161 - MORNING, DODGERS. HOW DO YOU FEEL? 223 00:11:34,228 --> 00:11:36,330 - I COULD GO FOR SOME BREAKFAST. 224 00:11:36,397 --> 00:11:37,998 - (CHEERING) 225 00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:42,436 - WHO'S UP FOR ONION RINGS? 226 00:11:42,503 --> 00:11:43,938 BOY, THESE GUYS REALLY NEED 227 00:11:44,005 --> 00:11:46,940 TO START TAKING BETTER CARE OF THEMSELVES.